Phone Sex Lines

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women. This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can just go to work.

Hairrassment

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? The woman replies, "He's a midget"!

Office Baby

One of the girls in the office where I work is going to be having a baby.
I just haven't decided which one yet.