Bring Your Spouse

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

Business One-Liners

• The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.
• The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
• The road to hell is paved with good intentions and littered with sloppy analysis.
• The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• The simplest subjects are the ones you don't know anything about.
• The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
• The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up!
• The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease; sometimes it gets replaced.
• The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available. 

Slinky Boss

Q: What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A: They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.