Money Jokes - Robber Jokes

Daughter in College

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?
As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes)
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Anonymous

Getting What You Ask For!

A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot,"  answered the voice. The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed and nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again. "Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!" "What?" said the voice, "Again?"

Categories: Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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Anonymous

Baseball vs Law

Q: What is the difference between baseball and law?
A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Riddles
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