Sex and Savings Accounts

Q: What does sex have in common with savings accounts?
A: You lose interest once you make a withdraw.

Voices From an Armored Car

The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise you another sixty thousand."

Military Expenses

• Starting monthly salary for US Marine... $984.60
• One Bradley Fighting Vehicle... $3.16 million
• Humanitarian aid for Iraq... $20 billion
• Kickin' back with the boys in Saddam's Palace... priceless