IRS Terminology

Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it, "Form 1040?"
A: Because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

Uber Banking

Q: Is anything faster than electronic banking to move funds?
A: Yes, its called marriage.

Value of a Dime

A man finds a dime and walks up to a coin expert and says, "This is a 1953 dime, is it worth any thing?" The expert replies, "It might be worth 10,000,000 dollars!" "Really?!" "Yeah, if you use it to scratch of a lotto ticket."