Money Jokes

Yo Mama - Broke

Yo mama so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

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Get Rich Quick

Q: What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?
A: Cops

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Material Things

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!" The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

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