Money Jokes

Decent Proposal

A business man is trying to find a potential wife, he finds three business oriented ladies and tells them he will give them each five thousand dollars. Each of them can do what they want with it but to be back in six weeks to tell him what they did with it. All three ladies think they will be smart and try to make money from the five thousand dollars. The six weeks go by and the three ladies go to meet the business man. The business man says, "Number One, what did you do with your money?" Number One says, "I invested in T-bills and made $1500." The business man asks number two the same question. Number Two says, "I invested in the market and made $1700." The business man asks Number Three the same question, as well. Number Three says, "I invested in a CD and only made $1200." The business man, revaluated all three candidates and came to a decision. Can you guess which one he selected? The one with biggest breasts, of course.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes)
Anonymous

Discussing Finances

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Two Channels

Yo mama so poor, her T.V. only has two channels: on and not working.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Poor) , Technology Jokes , Money Jokes (Poor People Jokes)
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