Money Jokes

Double Wide Salad

Q: What is a double-wide salad?
A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.

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Yo Mama - Restaurant

Yo mama so poor, she's always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.

Anonymous

Do You Accept Credit Cards?

A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9,600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.

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