Military Jokes

Army Nurse

Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?
A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.

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Iraqi Military

Q: What are the Iraqi military rules of engagement?
A: If it doesn't move, hide behind it. If it does move, surrender to it.
Iraqi Military Motto: I came I saw I took my American truck and drove home. 

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Military Blowjob

Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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