Military Jokes

Marine Time Off

Q: Why are Marines limited to three day passes?
A: Anymore days than that and they have to be totally re-trained.

Anonymous

Belly Button

Q: Where do they store surplus belly buttons?
A: The naval reserve.

Anonymous

Hostile Happy Hour

Q: What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar?
A: He got bombed.

Anonymous
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