Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics

What's That Number?

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period

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Brain Trust

Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting "1...2...3..." and Pascal immediately runs away to hide. Instead of hiding Newton knees down and draws a square of one meter side length. Then he steps inside of it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. He instantly yells "Newton I have found you!" But Newton replies: "No, what you see is one Newton over one square meter - so what you have found is one Pascal."

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Pumpkin Math

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

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