Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics

Two Plus Two

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, ''What is 2+2?'' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''4.'' Then the mathematician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''4.0.'' Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''What do you want it to be?''

Anonymous

Irish Math

Q: In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two?
A: Dublin.

Anonymous

Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Anonymous
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