Kilotons of Fun

I bet you're metric kilotons of fun.

O Little Melting Particle

O Little Melting Particle (to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")
Para Dichloro Benzene how do you melt so well? The plateau of your cooling curve is really something swell. We think the heat of fusion of water is so nice Give up fourteen hundred cals per mole and what you get is ice.

Test Tubes Bubbling

Test Tubes Bubbling (to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")
Test tubes bubbling in a water bath Strong smells nipping at ypur nose. Tiny molecules with their atoms all aglow Will find it hard to be inert tonight. They know that Chlorine's on its way He's loaded lots of little electrons on his sleigh And every student's slide rule is on the sly To see if the teacher really can multiply. And so I offer you this simple phrase To chemistry students in this room Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry molecules to you.