Real Chemistry Names

REAL CHEMISTRY NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE:
Gold J. of North Carolina
Silver J. of North Carolina
Argon C. of Guam
Florine J. of Tennessee
Clorine J. of Maryland
Benzena J. of South Carolina
Ethyl J. of Ohio
Ether J. of Tennessee
Methyl S. of Maine
Methane M. of Alabama

Government Planning

Q: Did you hear that the Pentagon was actually supposed to be built as an Octagon?
A: They hired a government contractor that cut corners.

Robo Planet

Q: What planet is populated entirely by robots?
A: Mars.