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The Marginal Basin Song
The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman (melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly Father)
On a margin runs a canyon down into the ocean dark; There's a basin slowly filling with detritus from the arc. Refrain: For the drifting causes rifting, Opens basins mighty fine Which strike-slip will close in time. With volcanics there's no problem; they're erupting all the time; Fill the thin with pillow lavas, sheeted dikes and serpentine. Rising slowly from the ocean filled with gritties coarse and fine, Are you fore-arc? Are you anti-arc? Are you just a geosyncline?
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Girls Are Evil
Girls = time * money
time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money (*)
But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: m>
Taking into account (*), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)
And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls are the absolute evil!
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Laboratory Monkeys
Q: What do you call a blender full of laboratory monkeys?
A: Rhesus pieces.
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