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Favorite Film
This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Spider Man - No way home)
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together
Now discover your favorite film!
- Solo: A Star Wars Story
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- Captain America
- Black Panther
- The Martian
- Avengers: Infinity War
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check... It said.. Nah, I'm traveling light.
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