Math & Science Jokes

Lawyers for Experiments

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

Anonymous

Atom Fish

Q: What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? 
A: A 2Na

Anonymous

Liquid Gold

Q: What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?
A: Au-burn

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