Math & Science Jokes

Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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Time Travel

Q: What did the hungry clock do?
A: It went back 'four' seconds

Anonymous

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate students.

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