Light Bulb Jokes

Kindergarten to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many kindergarten kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?

Anonymous

Manchester United Fans

Q: How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him up.

Anonymous

Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!"

Anonymous
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