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UW Husky Fans to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it.
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Doesn't Matter Anyway
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That light bulb's never getting changed.
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Light Bulb - Biotechnologists
Q: How many company biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four; one to write the proposal, one to design the bulb-changer, one to design the bulb-fetcher, and one to design the bulb.
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