Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Bass V Piano

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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UW Husky Fans to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it.

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Doesn't Matter Anyway

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That light bulb's never getting changed.

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