Light Bulb Jokes

Blondes to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.

Anonymous

Aerospace Engineers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.

Anonymous

Star Trek Readers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many alt.fan.star-trek readers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore.

Anonymous
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