Jokes about Kids - School Kids Jokes

Pregnant With A Boy

One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard. They kicked the ball up in the trees and none of the boys could get it, so they go get the teacher, who was pregnant. So she goes up the tree and one boy screams. "The teacher is going to have a boy!" Several months go by, and he teacher does have a boy. The teacher calls the boy who shouted and asks, "How did you know I was going to have a boy?" The boy says, "You weren't wearing any panties and I saw its mustache."

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Note from Home

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

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Elephant Family

Teacher: "To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: "I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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