Baby Teeth

Q:  What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A:  It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Spider Man

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

Little Girl at the Doctor

A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"
The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"
Again, the little girl was silent. Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Elmo in there?"
"Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Elmo's on my underpants."