Insult Jokes

A Chain Saw and a Bagpipe

Q: How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? 
A: Add vibrato.

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Insulting At Christmas

How to be Insulting at Christmas: Buy crackers without any little gifts inside. If you have the time beforehand, put unpleasant little remarks and observations inside them instead. You might try to glue the paper hats together so that they tear when the guests try to open them.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Crownrows

Yo mama so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

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