Insult Jokes

Noisy Wrappers

How to be insulting in theaters: Noisy wrappings on sweets can be unwrapped at moments of tension when the rest of the theater is silent.

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Insulting at Christmas

How to be Insulting at Christmas: Refuse to give any guests a drink, on the grounds that it's for their own good not to drink and drive. Have plenty of soft drinks to offer them though. Then pour yourself a large Scotch, on the grounds that you aren't going anywhere and don't have to worry.

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Grow Up

Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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