You Might Be A Redneck If - 17

You might be a redneck if...

• You live close enough to town to get garbage service, but don't use it because they won't come down your driveway to get it.
• The fellows on the big garbage moving equipment recoginze your wife.... and wave to her.
• Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any bait that may have grown in them since the last time you went.
• You have ever removed the 3-9 zoom scope from your deer rifle to use at a KISS concert.
• You have more than 2 used pampers rolling around in the back of your truck.
• When you put your hunting boots on you only get them on the right feet 50% of the time.
• Your idea of a neighborhood watch program is tuning into "America's Most Wanted".
• You own more than two clappers.
• You go to Wal-Mart to people watch.
• You recycle enough Copenhagen lids to buy Christmas presents. 

Hillary And Tampons

Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?
A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"

Sixty Million French Jokes

Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
A: In France.