Insult Jokes

Handing Out Brains

When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.

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Yo Mama - Jelly Beans

Yo mama so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her "baby bump."

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A Chain Saw and a Bagpipe

Q: How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? 
A: Add vibrato.

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