Tourist In London

An American walking through the streets of London, passed under Canary Wharf (London's biggest building).  As he stood there looking up, a kid joined him.  After a while, the American turned to the kid and said, "Do you realize, son, that we have buildings like that in the States, only they're three times the size?" "I'm not surprised," said the kid. "That's a Lunatic Asylum!"

Yo Daddy Is So Bald

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

Yo Mama - Jimmy Hoffa

Yo mama so fat, when she bent over, they found Jimmy Hoffa.