Yo Mama - Restaurant

Yo mama so poor, she's always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.

Yo Mama - Short Leg

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Tourist In London

An American walking through the streets of London, passed under Canary Wharf (London's biggest building).  As he stood there looking up, a kid joined him.  After a while, the American turned to the kid and said, "Do you realize, son, that we have buildings like that in the States, only they're three times the size?" "I'm not surprised," said the kid. "That's a Lunatic Asylum!"