Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Bad Driving Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A: A road hag!

Anonymous

Costume Party

My best friend showed up at my Halloween party dressed as an abacus.
I knew I could count on him.

Anonymous

2020 Halloween Plans?

Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....

Submitted BY: MEG
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