Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Bad Driving Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A: A road hag!

Anonymous

Costume Party

My best friend showed up at my Halloween party dressed as an abacus.
I knew I could count on him.

Anonymous

Ghost Cross

Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To come back from the other side.

Submitted BY: Jankyn
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