2020 Halloween Plans?

Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....

Ghost Cross

Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To come back from the other side.

Witch Jokes

Q: What's yellow and very poisonous?
A: Witch infested custard!
 
Q: Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
A: One to get in and one to get out!
 
Q: What do you call a witch made of cotton and has lots of holes in her?
A: A string hag!
 
Q: What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
A: She was ex-spelled!
 
Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
A: Run!
 
Q: Where do witches keep their purses?
A: In hag bags!
 
Q: What is the favorite subject of young witches at school?
A: Spelling!