Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Witch Escape

Q: Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
A: It all depends on how fast you run!

Anonymous

Got the Moves

Q: What kind of monster is the best dancer?
A: The boogieman

Anonymous

Pumped Up

Q: Did you hear about the pumpkins that went to the gym?
A: They wanted to become jacked-o-lanterns.

Anonymous
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