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Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes
Epstein & Ornaments
Q: What do Christmas decorations and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A: They don’t hang themselves.
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If Apple ran Christmas
If Apple ran Christmas, It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).
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Anonymous
If The NSA Ran Christmas...
Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security.
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Anonymous
