Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Claustrophobia

Q: What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claustrophobia !

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Epstein & Ornaments

Q: What do Christmas decorations and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A: They don’t hang themselves.

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If Apple ran Christmas

If Apple ran Christmas, It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

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