Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Christmas Insult

How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to find what you were given last year and give it back to the person who gave it to you.

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No Tech Santa

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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No Santa Babies

Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids?
A: Cause he only comes once a year!

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