Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

If Apple ran Christmas

If Apple ran Christmas, It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

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If The NSA Ran Christmas...

Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security.

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Santa's Reindeer

Q: How many reindeer does Santa have?
A: 11 Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph, Olive (all of the other reindeer) and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him)

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