Holiday Jokes - 4th of July Jokes

Liberty Bell

Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A Yes, it cracked me up!

Anonymous

Patriotic Canine

Q: What happened when Jake's dog Chester swallowed a box of fireworks?
A: I don't know, I haven't heard the last report.

Anonymous

Kids Learn Fast

Mr. Smith took his four-year-old son, Bryan, to several baseball games where "The Star-Spangled Banner" was sung before the start of each game.
Several days later,  the Smith family attended St Bartholomew's church on the Sunday before Independence Day.  The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone sat down, Bryan suddenly stood up and  yelled out at the top of his voice, 'Play ball.'

Anonymous
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