Patriotic Canine

Q: What happened when Jake's dog Chester swallowed a box of fireworks?
A: I don't know, I haven't heard the last report.

Kids Learn Fast

Mr. Smith took his four-year-old son, Bryan, to several baseball games where "The Star-Spangled Banner" was sung before the start of each game.
Several days later,  the Smith family attended St Bartholomew's church on the Sunday before Independence Day.  The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone sat down, Bryan suddenly stood up and  yelled out at the top of his voice, 'Play ball.'

Room Please

Q: What is big, cracked and carries your luggage?
A: The Liberty bellhop.