Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Blondes and Santa Poker Game

Q: A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins?
A: The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.

Anonymous

Bad Valentine Timing

Q: Why was the Valentine Late?
A: It came by U.S. Snail  !

Anonymous

Piggy BFF

Q: What do you call pigs who send Valentines?
A: Pen pals.

Anonymous
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