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Halloween Costume
Q: What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
A: They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
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How Many Candles?
Recently seen on a card...
Outside: We don't feel sorry for you blowing out all those candles. What about us...
Inside: ... We had to stay up all night lighting them!
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Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!
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