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Clean Santa
Q: Why doesn't Santa get STD's?
A: Because he always wraps his package before he comes down the chimney.
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Submitted BY: Jake
Thanksgiving Weight
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.
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Blonde Ask From Santa
Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.
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