Natural Hair Color

Three girls walk into a bar; a brunette, a red head, and a green haired girl. The bar tender asks the brunette how she keeps her hair so brown. The brunette combs her hands through her hair and says, "It's natural it's natural." Then the bar tender asks the red head how she keeps her hair so red. She combs her hands through her hair and says, "It's natural, it's natural." Then he asks the green haired girl how she keeps her hair so green. She sneezes into her hands, combs her hands through her hair and says, "Its natural, its natural."

Bugger Family

Q: There was a papa bugger, a momma bugger, and a baby bugger which one was the biggest?
A: The baby bugger, because he was a little bugger.

Costco Experience

Costco just opened their first 'experience' concept store in Michigan. Like other grocery stores they use misters to keep the produce fresh and add the sound of distant thunder with flashes of lightning. What's new is the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases you hear cows mooing and experience the smell of fresh hay. The egg cases add the sound of hens clucking and cackling with the smell of bacon and eggs cooking. The corn cases bring you the smell of melted butter.  Everything was amazing until I got to the toilet paper aisle.