Gross Jokes

No Card

Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases. One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers. The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where did those flowers come from?" The other proctologist answered very cooly, "How should I know? There wasn't any card!!"

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Hungry For Frog

Q: What happens if you eat a frog?
A: You'll croak in no time!

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Pocket Fish

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
A: To smell like big girls.

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