Gross Jokes

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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Q: You want to know what's grosser than that?
A: When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

Anonymous

String On A Tampon

Q: You know why there's a string on a tampon?
A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping.

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Maxi Pad To Fart

Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

Anonymous
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