Mayo's Gross

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Finding a used condom in the bottom mayo jar!

Sewage Surprise

Q: What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?
A: Urine for a surprise.

The Butcher and the New Mexico Duck

An old woman walks into a butcher shop and asks for a New Mexico duck. The butcher grabs the nearest duck and hands it to the old lady. She puts her finger up its ass, pulls it out, smells it, and says, "You must be new here because this is no New Mexico duck." The butcher replies, "Yep, I am new here." The old lady comes back with, "Well, where are you from?" The butcher drops his pants, spreads his butt cheeks and says, "I don't know, why don't you tell me!"