Gross Jokes

Bellybutton Blunder

Gumor said to Selma. "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma said "No." Gumor asked her again "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma said "No." Gumor asks her again "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma says "OK." A minute later Selma says "Gumor that's not my bellybutton." Gumor says, ''Suprise, Suprise! That's not my finger either.''

Anonymous

Bravery

Q: What's the definition of bravery?
A: A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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New Cannibal

Q: How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
A: He became a vegetarian!

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