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I enjoy having sex with vegetables.
Been kicked out of three hospitals so far.
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Lick That
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.
"My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harry.
"Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lick that!" Tommy said.
"That's nothing!" declared little Johnny. "My dad hasn't wiped his ass in 10 years... so lick that!"
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Bloody Mary
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: A Bloody Mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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