Smart Pills

One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked hid dad, ''What are these Pop?''
''They're smart pills son,'' said his father. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!'
'''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''

Creepy Visitor

Necrophiliacs; the only living things that are stiff in a morgue.

The Maggot Conversation

Q:  What did the maggot say to another?
A:  What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!