Ghost Shit

It was late one night and three guys just got done partying, so they needed to find a motel. They find a Super 8. They go in to the clerk and get one room because that was all that they could afford. They get to their room and there is only one bed so quickly one guy says, "I get the bed." Then another guy says,
"I get the bathroom." Then the last guy says,
"I guess I get the closet." During the middle of the night the guy in the bed has to take a big ol' shit. But he remembers the guy in the bathroom so he does his business in the pillow case and throws it in the closet. In the morning he gets up and checks on the guy in the bathroom. They both had a great night sleep. So, they go and see their friend in the closet. When they asked how his night was he said,
"It was pretty good up until a white ghost jumped in and I kicked the shit out of it."

Sugar In Urine

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.

Kleenex anyone?

Q: What do you find up a clean nose?
A: Fingerprints