Funny Thoughts

Universal Remote

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control...
I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything!"

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Jelly Beans

Yo mama so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her "baby bump."

Anonymous

Dog-Elephant Hybrid

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

Anonymous
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