Funny Thoughts

Bush And Bill

Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House?
A: Because President Bill Clinton's code name was also "Mr. Bush."

Anonymous

Fat Bathtub

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.

Anonymous

Exit Strategy

Whenever I leave my house I have to have a firework display.
I like to go out with a bang.

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