Funny Thoughts

Guide Dogs Only

Why do shops have signs that say "guide dogs only"?  The dogs can't read and their owners are blind?

Anonymous

Where Do You Work

A guy walks up to a one legged lady and said hey where do you work? The lady says iHop. The guy says no not how you get to work, where you work?

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Scratch or Wind

Yo mama is so stupid, she doesn't know whether to scratch her watch or wind her butt.

Anonymous
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