IT Lightbulbs

Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

Three Girls And A Fairy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Oh... crap!"

Transplant

Q: Did you hear about the guy who had a dick transplant?
A: His hand rejected it.