Funny Thoughts

Six And Five

Q: What has six boobs and five teeth?
A: The night shift at Waffle House.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Insult Jokes
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Blonde Puzzle

Two young blondes are sitting at a table in a coffee shop in such an obviously celebratory mood that a man drifts over intending to offer to buy them drinks. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!" Smiling, the man says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?" The blondes' eyes twinkling, one of the happy to explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Native Customs

A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of shit and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of shit up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass. The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?" The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the shit and eat pussy."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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