Sent From Heaven

A woman brought her 4-month-old baby to visit her neighbor. The baby began to fuss soon after they arrived. Roger, the 5-year-old son of the neighbor she visited said, "Where did you get this little baby from?" "He was sent from Heaven," the mother replied. As the infant continued to cry and yell, the little boy said, "I bet I know why he was sent from Heaven. God wanted it quiet up there!"

Pondering Collection

• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
• The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is really sharp.
• If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
• Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?
• The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
• Money isn't everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.

Dirty Tigger

Q: Why is Tigger always so dirty?
A: Because he plays with Pooh!